Experimental

By: Olivia McClymonds Serves: 1 stressed, sleep-deprived college graduate Prep Time: 4 years (though may extend to 5 if overcooked) Ingredients: 1 mountain of tuition bills, garnished with interest 6–8 professors: a mix of inspiring, terrifying, and “who even are you?” 3 roommates, equal parts chaos, comfort, and friendship 2 all-nighters per week, finely ground Unlimited coffee, energy drinks, and questionable dining hall food 1 pinch of homesickness, tasting faintly of old

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